Translations

All runners get asked "how do you feel" on a regular basis.  The common answer is "fine" and that's it.  Other typical answers are equally concise yet equally uninformative. I imagine many runners are the same; we hate to give away too much information and don't often have breath for a longer answer.  But sometimes more response is actually needed, like when a coach asks. So for those who really want to know, here is my translation of the one-word answers to the question "How do you feel".

1.  Good:  I could run like this for days.  I'm in the zone, don't bother me.

2.  Fine:  I am still alive and moving forward, so no need to worry yet.

3.  Ok:  I would really like to be done now but don't want to look like a wimp for admitting it. 

4. Tired: my legs are about to fall off and I might have to drag myself to the finish 

5.  Not good:  It all hurts and I might throw up. Check me for a pulse, and get the IV ready. 

6.  No response, just a long glare:  I hate you for even asking.  I will never to do this again.