Saturday, June 29, 2013

Bear bait

Running with a partner is a great way to pass the time and have someone to encourage you along the way. However, you should get suspicious when the potential running partner is significantly faster than you and wants you to run on a trail known for having bears.  Here is how the conversation with my brother went:
Steve: I want to run a trail and I need you to come with me, since my wife doesn't want me to go alone because there might be bears.  
Me:  Well  I'm flattered to be invited, and I know I'm a pretty good bodyguard, but you know you run a lot faster than me.  
Steve: well isn't that the point? If we encounter a bear, I only have to outrun you.  
Me: so you are inviting me as bear bait?
Steve: that sounds a bit harsh when you put it that way but basically....so are you in?

 Needless to say, I'm still considering it.  Choose your partners wisely.  And maybe carry bear repellant. 
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  1. katieJuly 1, 2013 at 2:12 PM

    Ha Ha! What a nice brother you have! I'm starting to think you might be a little obsessive about this running thing...coming up with something new to say every day about running. most people could have only had 1 or 2 posts. you are so clever!

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    1. EmilyJuly 2, 2013 at 8:30 AM

      You say obsessed, I say dedicated, although I admit to drawing a fine line between the two. We will have to discuss the difference further in future therapist sessions, er, posts. And yes, I have been collecting material for more than twenty years so I could go on for a while. Besides, you can relate running to everything if you try. Have a good day.

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